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A Candle for Dirty Thirties
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A Candle for Dirty ThirtiesPotential. Yep, that's what you lost when you turned 30. No one will ever give you that easy out again. Face it, you're never going to be a 20 something millionaire. So now it's time to buckle down, accept defeat, take that day job, and become an absolute rager every weekend just like the rest of us. Dirty Margarita Scented Fragrance: Frozen Margarita
We can catch up later this week
find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release
Vindictive Violets Scented
Ghosting Master (Backwards Selfie Pencil)
Smells like bless your heart
Fragrance: Cucumber Mint
If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me
Cucumber-Aloe Daiquiri Scented
So much more respectable than say
Fragrance: Lemon
Set it alight and let its warm flickering light remind you it's time to go
which you know is vital to my health after that last bout with lactose intolerance at the skating rink
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