SKU:90878477163
A Candle for Crazy Bitches
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 18
Description
A Candle for Crazy BitchesDon't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand. Salty Melons Scented Fragrance: Cantaloupe, Sweet Orange Chili Pepper
So take the easy way out: buy this candle and shut the fuck up
Smells like a luxury you can't afford
Tired of Feeling Like a Bone-Dry Hack
You're Ancient
featuring caffeine and a creative spark
The Zoom rager starts in two hours and I expect you keg-stand ready
” Wondering when I’ll get my grades up
Was There More Wine Left
Who’s more maligned
Light a match and let the chills begin
Punctuation Saves Lives
and uhhh… did I say schoolchildren already
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