Pencils for Midlife Crisis

Pencils for Midlife CrisisWho Says Existential Dread Can't Be Fun? Congratulations, youve made it to middle age! All those years of being financially responsible means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, youve earned it, after all. At least thats what youre going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp. Pencils: I Should Go Back to School Signed Up for Banjo

can "drop in" at the skate park

Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat

Fragrance: Graham Cracker

Smells like your favorite candle

You're more the type who "connects" with his kids

So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations

And oh yeah

This creepy candle's cauldron of wickedness will add just the right amount of sinister ambiance to your evening

Intergalactic Space Scented

I looooove working out

Salty Dog Cocktail Scented

You're simply the envy of parent pick-up