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Pencils for Truth
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Pencils for TruthI'm A Fake Vegan. Hey, wouldnt it be nice if people just told the truth every once in a while? I mean, nobody wants to hear that Susan thinks your baby is weird looking, but does she have to go on and on about how ADORABLE he is, only to snicker with the entire Human Resources department behind your back? Susan, Susan, Susan. Just wait til you have a baby. Pencils: I Secretly Eat Bacon I Don't Really Love Your Shoes I'm Never Truly Sober I Farted at
April 20th - May 20th
I'm Just Resting My Eyes
Speaking of rituals
but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole time
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Are you still here
I have a surpise for youuuu
Your auntie needs another top-off
Near Perfection
And speaking of evenings
Key word: maybe
I’m sure you said that
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