Auntie's Hovel [Lorwyn]

Auntie's Hovel [Lorwyn]Set: Lorwyn Type: Land Rarity: Rare As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. The Stinkdrinker warren's hill of salvaged trinkets is large enough to cut a door in.

it gets -4/+4 until end of turn

the next morning he was dead

it gets +2/+2 until end of turn

Set: Portal Three Kingdoms Type: Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Warrior Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{R} Haste

Only in mirrors do heroes find their equal

Set: Vanguard Series Type: Vanguard Rarity: Rare Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast

If you sacrifice an Island this way

Pay 2 life: Add {C}

Set: Homelands Type: World Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B}{B} At the beginning of your upkeep

You control enchanted creature

Set: Dominaria Prerelease Promos Type: Legendary Artifact Rarity: Mythic Cost: {0} {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control

The worst part isn't the pain